Many thanks to Commodore Fury for writing this up, and plenty of apologies from yours truly for being so slow about getting it up on the front page. Now on with the reading.
Greetings valued readers, presented to you upon the finest parchment we have to offer, is the first edition of the Tamriel Tapestry. We hope you very much enjoy the reading material presented here, and hope in future articles to bring you even more information from the various organizations to the people and even the vile things happening to the beloved world today! This small paper was founded on one singular principle; presenting you with the best and most accurate news and announcements from around Tamriel today!
Guild #1: The Thieves Guild.
We start with an organization, we met with a Khajiit calling himself 'Story' who seemed to represent a loosely affiliated group of free peoples in Skywatch. Our reporter went on to ask this 'Story's' well story, the Khajiit would not go into too much detail, however had mentioned her wish for herself, her people and any who join to be treated more fairly than they may have been in the past, while she speculates that honest work does not pay half as well as dishonest work, she was mum to the words on following that trail of thought, however, had mentioned quite briefly that if there was a person or persons seeking to join this ever growing group the best way this might be possible, is by walking the streets, talking to the people who scrimp and try to survive and assured our reporter that the entirety of Tamriel would hear of them one day, soon. Upon asking further our Reporter had begged the question, if there might be any advice that could be given to our readers, to which replied the Khajjit that their line of work and life is not for the fainthearted, and that it requires a certain amount of guts and brawn, with a modicum of brains to survive in their business. Stating that wile they may not always do the lawful thing, they always in their minds do the right thing. For those seeking a 'wild ride' they would but agree to embrace you with open arms. So long as you can keep up the pace. When asked for the reader's sake where they might publicly allow to be seen, in order to either be joined or found for information about such, she had noted Vulkhel Guard is the place they are most often found, if you can indeed find them in the first place.
Upcoming Tamriel Event Of Note.
On the sixteenth of Sun's Dawn there is a Holiday celebrated over Tamriel entirely known as 'Heart's Day' in every House there is the tale of the Two lovers, sung from one generation to the next, So in honour of this prestigious occurrence 'The Cloudy Dregs' in Wayrest is offering a grand night for all the couples in Tamriel. If you wish to share a grand social night with your loved one, head on down to the Dregs, enjoy a free room, and a free drink for you and your special someone and have the lover's gaze fall upon you both, Morndas the Sixteenth of Sun's Dawn shall be a night to remember, after all, it is the day of the Daedric Prince of, well Hedonism and Revelry, still join in across all of Tamriel showing that even in such dark times, light may always be found! Oh and dear readers, do not forget to undertake the Heart's Day Challenge! Where in you must write your own epic of the Lovers! Why if they had been offered a place in the Inn there would be eternal the essence of Springtime in the World, but then an explanation of how and why these Lover's were but doomed for of the cruel nature of the world! Submit this to the one known as 'Feynn' and see what you can win!
Guild #2: The Reborn Brotherhood.
To follow up from the first organization, which seemed and seems to operate much more out of Dominion Lands, we move on to an Organization spawning from the Lands of the Pact. Known and told to our reporter by the Argonian 'Ethre-Jei' as The Reborn Brotherhood, this idealistic order seeks to root out all evils within the land, they however are no sell swords, nor mercenaries for hire, but a brotherhood, a sisterhood of races bound by honour, family and duty. Upon asking how one might join if the readers for example seek such an order to partake in, what was relayed is simple, the Argonian recounted that in life no doubt everyone has made an ill, done something of ill repute, should they seek to atone for this, they may offer service, in life 'till death to atone for this and be welcomed. He also mentioned however for those of valor, honour and respect, they may also have their eyes on you, and do not be alarmed dear readers if you are approached by them from time to time with an offer of family joining. They are most often seen in Riften or Ebonheart itself upon further asking, they speak of fighting for more than simple politics or silliness involving wars of Elves, Men and Mortals, but of something savior-like. Seek them out if the path to honour is paved along Daedric Roads.
Well here we are folks, you knew it was inevitable, but in dark times humor is often a good defense against evil, so without further a-do here is the first of many 'Funnies' sections. Please don't stop subscribing if you don't find these funny, blame the editor. But here we go, dear readers.
A Khajiit walks up to his friend and asks what is wrong. The friend replies, “I keep seeing spots before my eyes.” The Khajiit asks “Have you seen a Doctor?” The friend replies “No just spots.”
A Dark Elf man had killed his lover, after catching her in bed with another man! When before the magistrate the magistrate asks “Why did you kill her and not the man she was bedding?” The Elf replies “Is it not better to kill one woman, than a different man each week?”
How many Nord's does it take to place up a Lantern? Six, One to hold the Lantern and Five to drink until the room starts spinning.
Guild #3: Tribe Of Orsinium.
And here we are, after horrible jokes made by our Editor, sorry about them readers. We managed to come full circle with interviews! Having spoken to those in Aldmeri Lands, and Pact Lands, we managed to get one of our reporters to send an Interview conducted from Dagger Lands. He spoke with a 'Kry gra-Ushann' Matron of Grulshrog of the Tribe of Orsinium. Our reporter asked much of how one might join this fine Tribe! If of course one was inclined to do so replied with a statement that, most usually it is the Matron who watches for you, and will invite yourself if worthy, the flip-side is a simple letter of interest sent toward the Matron will suffice, from whence a meeting can be made. Their goals were openly also expressed, they wish naught but the dominion of the Covenant, and to prove that of the three powers Orsinium is the greatest. No third wheel as it were, they have power and know how to use it was the message. If you seek to join, after sending a letter you can find them in Wayrest, or the Village of Hoarfrost Downs in Rivenspire. The Matron notes there is a place for just about anyone, always a job found that needs doing. However the request per-say is that your Outside Lives remain, just that, outside, no drama to be needed past what is already there. The main advice the Matron could offer is, be prepared, but do not think yourselves alone in this, pull your own, and be sought after in return. So this covers the three main organizations we were able to Interview with this Week!
In this Week's Citizen Spotlight we look at the more sordid of the World - The Butcher of Valenwood -- Have you seen them!?
Special Thanks To:
The Thieves Guild – Story Swiftshadow.
The Reborn Brotherhood - Ethre-Jei.
Tribe Of Orsinium - Kry gra-Ushann.
Stormhaven RP – Feynn.
Citizen Spotlight - gangyzgirl.
Citizen Spotlight - SlayerSyrena.